Good look trying to find a cup of tea big enough to dunk it in. This is the world’s largest custard cream biscuit. Created by Simon Morgan & Paul Thacker on Guinness World Records Day, the massive treat measures a whopping 23 inches long and 15 inches wide and weighs 33 pounds. The duo said they came up with the idea of creating a giant biscuit in a bid to raise money for charity while also gaining themselves a place in the record books. Asked why they picked the humble custard cream to recreate the lads said they’d already made a big Bourbon and Jammie Dodger and wanted to do something different. Obviously.